In the June 2, 1996 edition, we used the word “squeak” in a way that could offend rodents. We apologize and note the trick described and reviewed is no longer available.
In the August 15, 1997 edition, we mislabeled a photo of Harry Houdini as Hairy Houdini. We have apologized by means of Ouija® Board and still await his response.
In the January 23, 1998 edition, we described a trick as “the best trick in the world.” It turned out it wasn’t a trick and certainly not the best trick and we apologize to those involved in the still unsolved criminal case.
In the March 17, 2001 edition, a guest columnist provided approximately 20 links to an off-shore casino and sports-betting site. We received no income from this and deleted it right around the time we figured out we weren’t getting any money.
In the December 25, 2002 “Christmas” edition, we mistakenly referred to Santa Claus as “Satan’s Claws.” That was a spelling error forced upon us by unknown spirits and we have since moved from that spooky house up the lane, by the woods.
In the July 4, 2006 edition, we just totally messed up. The whole issue was filled with errors, bad advice about fireworks, improper anime using fireworks in a way that was correctly described by readers as “bad” or “not safe.” Really that edition should have been scrapped but we had our first advertiser in it (Black Cat Firecrackers®) and since the off-shore casino thing fell through we were desperate and “sore afeared” that we let it stay up. It is still available on Internet Archive, we think. Don’t read it.
In the February 19, 2010 edition, we suggested ways to use rabbits in magic effects that readers found “unacceptable” and “gross.” To be fair, it wasn’t our writing. This was during our cut-and-paste just anything we found that had the word magic in it. We learned there is a difference between the kind of magic Magicians do and the kind of magic performed by sorcerers.
In the September 3, 2015 “Back to School” edition, we incorrectly suggested that “all milk but skim milk” contained unknown ingredients sure to give consumers an unattractive humpback. This was based on our misreading of an article in The New England Journal of Medicine, “Are Kids Putting too Much in their Backpacks?” We have apologized to dairy farmers through our other website, InsideUdders.com.
In the May 13, 2018 edition, we provided instructions to build an effect called “The Time Travel Machine.” Unfortunately, it turned out not to be a trick but an actual time travel machine. We have apologized to the Large Hadron Collider scientists and the Thompson family (including the darling little Emily) through our other website, Inside DIY Quantum Physics Machines.com.
In an upcoming edition (November 23, 2019), we will make a mistake involving the importance of oxygen for various activities (primarily breathing and allowing the propagation of fire – especially when it comes to lighting Black Cat Firecrackers®). We will regret the error.