If you are a Genii subscriber, you can get tix (a cool way of saying “tickets” in much the same way saying “snax” is a cool way of saying “snacks” but that hasn’t caught on yet.
We are working on it and hope to have our advertisements and influencers ready to go soon.
We are also working on “Diet P” for “Diet Pepsi” but running up against some legal headwinds from the P foundation, ironically. We would have thought Pepsi would be upset but they haven’t said a word. It could be because the beverage consortium likely isn’t one of our fives of readers and not into magic whilst the P foundation is dedicated to all things magic. They have trademarks on P Vanishing Rabbit, P Illusions, P Close-Up Card Magic, and the letter “P.” Their shareholders also own some things related to L and K but since we rarely use words that have those letters standing by their lonesome, we’re okay. But if we had said, “we rarely have words standing by their L some, we’re K,” we’d likely receive a cease and desist (or as we have trademarked, “C & D.” See, P Foundation v. Inside Magic, 561 F2nd 232, 236 for more info (short for “information” and still available for trademarking – we think).
Here’s the dope on the deal:
If you are a Genii subscriber (and who ain’t (“isn’t), you can:
Get orchestra & mezzanine tickets for as low as $89 to see Derren Brown: Secret this fall.
From stage to screen, two-time Olivier Award winner Derren Brown has mesmerized millions worldwide with his unique brand of mind reading, persuasion, and psychological illusion. Now, for the first time ever, this U.K. phenomenon and Netflix star brings his talents to Broadway.
After a sold-out, critically acclaimed run off-Broadway at the Atlantic Theater Company, Derren Brown: Secret returns with a spellbinding experience that dares us — in the most jaw-dropping way — to take a closer look at the stories and beliefs that guide our lives. Performances begin September 6 at the Cort Theatre.
VALID FOR PERFORMANCES 9/6/19-1/4/20
Discount Front Orchestra/Front Mezzanine $149 (reg. $169)
Discount Orchestra/Mezzanine $89 (reg. $129)
Discount Rear Orchestra/Rear Mezzanine $69 (reg. $99)
Front & Rear Balcony $49-$69
Tickets Regularly ($69-$169). Offer valid on performances 9/6/19-1/4/20. Blackout dates may apply. All prices include a $2 facility fee. All sales are final- no refunds or exchanges. Offer subject to availability and prior sale. Not valid in combination with any other offers. Normal services apply to phone and internet orders. Performance schedule subject to change. Offer may be revoked or modified at any time without notice.
If we’re not mistaken — and we likely are, we frequently err (“make errors, not “sounds that scare people in seasonal haunted houses in church basements”), the Cort Theater was where Doug Henning performed way back in the day (“a while ago.”) We saw him sitting on the steps of the ironically named “Standing Room Only” section in the balcony. He was still great. Even without a seatback. Much like our current 1972 Comet. We have four on the steering column so we kind of rock and impress.
Please note that the show is recommended for those over 12 years-of-age because (“cuz”) There is a cerebral nature to the performance and the duration of the show may cause issues with concentration.
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