LRG: How does he keep your attention?
Samantha: If I knew there would probably be a guy out there that would still be holding my attention.
LRG: So you have a hard time finding a guy to hold your attention?
Samantha: Ummm. Nam. Nam. Nam. I don’t know. I don’t know the correct answer to that one. Maybe B? What’s the question?
We thought the Hundredaire comment was classic but this passage convinced us Ms. Padilla has an Inside Magic kind of humor.
So, where would one take Ms. Padilla if one wanted to have a successful first date?
LRG: Where should he take you?
Samantha: I got asked out yesterday and he took me to the Magic Castle. That was fun. If a guy can’t make me laugh we have a problem.
We knew there had to be someone out there who would understand. She’s just 40 years too late.
How to not impress the young hopping car enthusiast?
LRG: What’s the best way for a guy to get your number?
Samantha: Show genuine interest in me and don’t holler at me like a dog.
That could explain our dating years / involuntary celibacy era.
The final quote that closed the deal:
LRG: How are you going to treat your boyfriend in bed?
Samantha: I’m going to make his wildest fantasies come true. That means I’m a giving person. I like to make my man happy. If I’m not doing something that’s pleasing to him, I would like him to voice what he would like. I will also get adventurous with him. I like to please and be pleased.
So, she is saying that someone that beautiful and funny would be willing to fulfill our fantasies without begging or feeling guilty for even suggesting she take a card so that we could practice our Classic Force.
And we can go all night so she would have to have endurance. Given the right partner, we can do a 27 phase Ambitious Card routine that would knock the high heels off any hopper honey.
Read the full interview at Low Rider here.
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