DiCapprio and Criss Angel Sneak into ClubInside MagicMagic News Updated Daily for the Professional Magician

Okay, follow us but not too closely.

Remember a long time ago — maybe a year ago — when all the world was a buzz on account of David Blaine hanging (pun intended) with David Copperfield at a special show put on by Todd Robbins?

You don't remember it? Well, you're not going to care about the rest of this story. You have to have the very basics of our conspiracy theory before this new development makes sense.

For those of you still with us — or at least available when we call drunk at 3:30 in the morning telling you we're sorry and begging you to "no more thinks we donut love ewes" — let's proceed.

The big story in the meeting back then was that David Copperfield and David Blaine were actually at the same club watching a fantastic magician who later appeared on a Criss Angel episode. You remember the one with the Hummer and the bed of nails? Yeah, that one.

So we jumped to the logical conclusion, there was some conspiracy set to either bring Side Show Magic back into the world of episodic television. Or, Mr. Blaine and Mr. Copperfield had the same — lousy — publicist.

Anyway you shake it, things were looking good for Todd Robbins. In fact, he did later appear on the Criss Angel special — the one with the Hummer and the bed of nails, remember? We just mentioned it so hopefully you recall it — and performed one of the effects from that very show on the Criss Angel episode with the Hummer and the bed of nails.

Well, last night, Criss Angel was seen sneaking into a brand new dance club in Hollywood or somewhere near there at or around the same time as Leonardo DiCaprio.

So?

So, we'll tell you what's so about it. Leonardo DiCaprio used some of the money from acting like a dope in What's Eating Gilbert Grape (in which Johnny Depp actually stole the show) to fund his scruffy friend and magician David Blaine's cool new television project's pitch to ABC.

Mr. DiCaprio was more than a friend to David Blaine. Nay, we say. He was the bag man for the Blainer. With his funds, he was able to help Mr. Blaine stay alive on crackers and ketchup — read his book Mysterious Stranger for more on this — whilst jetting off with rich families to perform tricks with a Stripper Deck and Sponge Balls in Geneva.

Now, the money moves from Blaine's side to Angel's. What does this mean? Could it be they were at the same club at the same time but not to meet each other? For reasons known to the ones "in the know" this is not likely because Mr. DiCaprio and Mr. Angel apparently visit different kinds of clubs. It is not likely they would be seen at the same club unless one was watching the other on a television show over the bar.

We don't want to go into this reasoning too much because we don't want to be sued either by the cool people who know these kinds of things or people who know people who know what kind of clubs Mr. Angel and Mr. DiCaprio might visit.

We predict this means we're going to be seeing more of Mr. Angel in motion pictures or network (read "not cable") television.

We never saw Titanic — and yet we still can't get that song out of our peanut like gord — so we don't know if Mr. DiCaprio is actually an intelligent actor or if he was just being himself in What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

If he is as dopey as he was in that movie, it could be he went to the wrong club. Still it makes you wonder, as Paul Daniels would say. Not at lot, just a little.

We have to go now because the timer went off — so that means either the toast is done, someone is at the front door, there's a fire in the laundry room, we're on a public bus, we sat on the remote, we need to take our pills, we forgot to turn off the door alarm, we're in the wrong house (again), we need new batteries for our pacemaker, we lost our keys, our gerbil needs more food, our Vietnamese Pot Belly Pig is caught in the doggie door, dandruff was found in mother's special brush (again), we can expect rain (outdoors) soon, it's time to have someone pull our finger, someone is stealing our car, or we're hearing things.

Check out the full article about the club-hoppers and the people who love to watch them hop at Star Catcher.

Hey, it turned out our Pot Belly Pig wasn't caught in the Doggie Door. He was stealing our car because he knew he'd catch holy heck for using Mom's special brush again.

Phew! Mystery solved.

Photo courtesy of Star Catcher Coast to Coast

Okay, follow us but not too closely.

Remember a long time ago — maybe a year ago — when all the world was
a buzz on account of David Blaine hanging (pun intended) with David
Copperfield at a special show put on by Todd Robbins?

You don't remember it? Well, you're not going to care about the rest
of this story. You have to have the very basics of our conspiracy
theory before this new development makes sense.

For those of you still with us — or at least available when we call
drunk at 3:30 in the morning telling you we're sorry and begging you to
"no more thinks we donut love ewes" — let's proceed.

The big story in the meeting back then was that David Copperfield and
David Blaine were actually at the same club watching a fantastic
magician who later appeared on a Criss Angel episode. You remember the
one with the Hummer and the bed of nails? Yeah, that one.

So we jumped to the logical conclusion, there was some conspiracy set
to either bring Side Show Magic back into the world of episodic
television. Or, Mr. Blaine and Mr. Copperfield had the same — lousy
— publicist.

Anyway you shake it, things were looking good for Todd Robbins. In
fact, he did later appear on the Criss Angel special — the one with
the Hummer and the bed of nails, remember? We just mentioned it so
hopefully you recall it — and performed one of the effects from that
very show on the Criss Angel episode with the Hummer and the bed of
nails.

Well, last night, Criss Angel was seen sneaking into a brand new dance
club in Hollywood or somewhere near there at or around the same time as
Leonardo DiCaprio.

So?

So, we'll tell you what's so about it. Leonardo DiCaprio used some of
the money from acting like a dope in What's Eating Gilbert Grape (in
which Johnny Depp actually stole the show) to fund his scruffy friend
and magician David Blaine's cool new television project's pitch to ABC.

Mr. DiCaprio was more than a friend to David Blaine. Nay, we say. He
was the bag man for the Blainer. With his funds, he was able to help
Mr. Blaine stay alive on crackers and ketchup — read his book
Mysterious Stranger for more on this — whilst jetting off with rich
families to perform tricks with a Stripper Deck and Sponge Balls in
Geneva.

Now, the money moves from Blaine's side to Angel's. What does this
mean? Could it be they were at the same club at the same time but not
to meet each other? For reasons known to the ones "in the know" this
is not likely because Mr. DiCaprio and Mr. Angel apparently visit
different kinds of clubs. It is not likely they would be seen at the
same club unless one was watching the other on a television show over
the bar.

We don't want to go into this reasoning too much because we don't want
to be sued either by the cool people who know these kinds of things or
people who know people who know what kind of clubs Mr. Angel and Mr.
DiCaprio might visit.

We predict this means we're going to be seeing more of Mr. Angel in motion pictures or network (read "not cable") television.

We never saw Titanic — and yet we still can't get that song out of our
peanut like gord — so we don't know if Mr. DiCaprio is actually an
intelligent actor or if he was just being himself in What's Eating
Gilbert Grape?

If he is as dopey as he was in that movie, it could be he went to the
wrong club. Still it makes you wonder, as Paul Daniels would say. Not
at lot, just a little.

We have to go now because the timer went off — so that means either
the toast is done, someone is at the front door, there's a fire in the
laundry room, we're on a public bus, we sat on the remote, we need to
take our pills, we forgot to turn off the door alarm, we're in the
wrong house (again), we need new batteries for our pacemaker, we lost
our keys, our gerbil needs more food, our Vietnamese Pot Belly Pig is
caught in the doggie door, dandruff was found in mother's special brush
(again), we can expect rain (outdoors) soon, it's time to have someone
pull our finger, someone is stealing our car, or we're hearing things.

Check out the full article about the club-hoppers and the people who love to watch them hop at Star Catcher.

Hey, it turned out our Pot Belly Pig wasn't caught in the Doggie Door.
He was stealing our car because he knew he'd catch holy heck for using
Mom's special brush again.

Phew! Mystery solved.

Photo courtesy of Star Catcher Coast to Coast

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