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| “That Rabbit Bit Me . . . But I Liked It.” |
Last week, we started a joke and looked to the loyal, but apparently sicko, readers of Inside Magic to furnish the punch line. The best punch line would receive a Johnny Thompson Video on Close-Up magic.
Well, we have a winner.
Here was the set-up:
A magician walks into a bar with his top hat between his knees. He waddles up to the counter and motions for the bartender.
?What can I get you, buddy?? The barkeep asks.
?I?ll take an orange juice and dirty water in a mason jar.?
The bartender looks around the bar and stares at the top hat between the magician?s knees.
?You a magician?? The bartender asks.
The magician nods, takes the drink, guzzles it and puts on his top hat.
?What?s with the hat?? the bartender asks. ?Why did you walk in with it between your knees, order…
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| “That Rabbit Bit Me . . . But I Liked It.” |
Last week, we started a joke and looked to the loyal, but apparently sicko, readers of Inside Magic to furnish the punch line. The best punch line would receive a Johnny Thompson Video on Close-Up magic.
Well, we have a winner.
Here was the set-up:
A magician walks into a bar with his top hat between his knees. He waddles up to the counter and motions for the bartender.
?What can I get you, buddy?? The barkeep asks.
?I?ll take an orange juice and dirty water in a mason jar.?
The bartender looks around the bar and stares at the top hat between the magician?s knees.
?You a magician?? The bartender asks.
The magician nods, takes the drink, guzzles it and puts on his top hat.
?What?s with the hat?? the bartender asks. ?Why did you walk in with it between your knees, order dirty water and OJ in a mason jar??
Just then the hat pops up in the air; a drunken bunny falls from the magician?s head and lands on the bar.
The Punch Line:
The magician points at the bunny and says to the bartender ? ?He made me do it ? not only is he cute and cuddly, he?s also one mean drunk!?
The winner of the Johnny Thompson Video and our congratulations is Eric Rose of Franklin, Indiana.
Eric, the video is in the mail. Thank you to all that submitted punch lines. Some of you are just plain sick.
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