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Write a 900 Page Book, Make a Cool Mil

So often at Inside Magic we?re asked how someone can make a million dollars by writing a 900 page book about two magicians in historic England.  

 

We used to refer the writers to a website that identifies trained professionals in their area that can help with their delusional beliefs that anyone could write a 900 page book about magic or that it would then sell for $1,000,000.00. 

 

(Okay, purists will no doubt recall that Asland Thomas, Jr. wrote the 1,052 page book Ways to Not Doeth the Pass.  I hope they will recall as well that no one bought the handwritten book, that it repeated itself often, that six of the ways were previously discussed in Discoverie of Witch Craft Passes published in the 1600?s, that film and motion pictures did not exist at the time of the publication, that the font size was 23 point, that it had lewd pictures of scantily clad female ?magicians? performing inappropriate passes, and was written in Classic Pig-Latin.)  

 

In the modern era, this is the first book about magicians (of any number) that is over 900 pages and sold to a major film studio for more than a million simolians. 

 

Magicians Rule!

 

Read the full story here. 

So often at Inside Magic we?re asked how someone can make a million dollars by writing a 900 page book about two magicians in historic England.  

 

We used to refer the writers to a website that identifies trained professionals in their area that can help with their delusional beliefs that anyone could write a 900 page book about magic or that it would then sell for $1,000,000.00. 

 

(Okay, purists will no doubt recall that Asland Thomas, Jr. wrote the 1,052 page book Ways to Not Doeth the Pass.  I hope they will recall as well that no one bought the handwritten book, that it repeated itself often, that six of the ways were previously discussed in Discoverie of Witch Craft Passes published in the 1600?s, that film and motion pictures did not exist at the time of the publication, that the font size was 23 point, that it had lewd pictures of scantily clad female ?magicians? performing inappropriate passes, and was written in Classic Pig-Latin.)  

 

In the modern era, this is the first book about magicians (of any number) that is over 900 pages and sold to a major film studio for more than a million simolians. 

 

Magicians Rule!

 

Read the full story here. 

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