Finish the Joke Contest – Win a Great Video

What’s So Funny?!

How would you like a copy of Johnny Thompson?s Close-Up and Pocket Magic Video Volume #2.  It features the Mr. Thompson?s incredible teaching on:

 

The Travelers, Card in Envelope (Dai Vernon – Paul Le Paul);

Triumph (Dai Vernon);

The Endless Chain (George Blake);

Vernon Poker Deal (Dai Vernon – The routine includes an explanation of the Zarrow Shuffle);  

Chink-A-Chink (Max Malini);

The Cap & Pence (Nate Leipzig); and,

Mental Card Miracle (Princess Card Trick) (Harry Harper/Dai Vernon)

 

Just finish the following joke.  The best entry will win the brand new VHS videotape (still wrapped).  Our decision will be announced in Friday?s Inside Magic Daily Newsletter. 

 

Volume 2 Could Be Yours

Send your entry or entries (no limit) to joke@insidemagic.com….

What’s So Funny?!

How would you like a copy of Johnny Thompson?s Close-Up and Pocket Magic Video Volume #2.  It features the Mr. Thompson?s incredible teaching on:

 

The Travelers, Card in Envelope (Dai Vernon – Paul Le Paul);

Triumph (Dai Vernon);

The Endless Chain (George Blake);

Vernon Poker Deal (Dai Vernon – The routine includes an explanation of the Zarrow Shuffle);  

Chink-A-Chink (Max Malini);

The Cap & Pence (Nate Leipzig); and,

Mental Card Miracle (Princess Card Trick) (Harry Harper/Dai Vernon)

 

Just finish the following joke.  The best entry will win the brand new VHS videotape (still wrapped).  Our decision will be announced in Friday?s Inside Magic Daily Newsletter. 

 

Volume 2 Could Be Yours

Send your entry or entries (no limit) to joke@insidemagic.com.  The contest ends on Thursday, Thanksgiving Day, at midnight.  (Please keep it clean!)

 

Here?s your start:

 

A magician walks into a bar with his top hat between his knees.  He waddles up to the counter and motions for the bartender. 

 

?What can I get you, buddy??  The barkeep asks.

 

?I?ll take an orange juice and dirty water in a mason jar.? 

 

The bartender looks around the bar and stares at the top hat between the magician?s knees.

 

?You a magician?? The bartender asks.

 

The magician nods, takes the drink, guzzles it and puts on his top hat. 

 

?What?s with the hat?? the bartender asks.  ?Why did you walk in with it between your knees, order dirty water and OJ in a mason jar?? 

 

Just then the hat pops up in the air; a drunken bunny falls from the magician?s head and lands on the bar. 

 

Unfortunately, that?s all I got.  Help me finish the joke.  I know there is a punch line in there somewhere. 

 

Send your ideas to joke@insidemagic.com 

 

You just may be a big weiner!

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